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06:27pm 17/11/2006
mood: cold

I think that we should change this community to one for Thea-lovers, because there are many more of those, and she is way cool. And the best friend in the world.


I wish I knew how to make her a community. But Maxwell, since you're one of the 'maintainers' (?), you could maybe change this one all around so it's for her. If you're even reading this. Because I have no effing idea how the eff she did this, but whatever.

So, Thea.

Thea gave me a free haircut today, which was quite nice. She did a really good job. Even if she didn't do a good job, we'd probably still be best friends. Probably. No promises, though. *wink* And we're going to hopefully hang out tonight.

Thea is painfully disorganized, forgetful, and clumsy. We all know this, yet she has a huge fan club. She is very creative, and good with her hands. She is talented in so many areas, it's astounding, really. I don't know why she chose me to be her best friend, and maybe she'll find a cooler one some day, but for now, she's mine, bitches.

That brings me to this topic: I do not like to share her. This is the truth. I don't like it when she hangs out with any of you other minyons (sp?) when she could be hanging out with me, calling me, etc. So I'd appreciate it if you loved her from a distance, so I wouldn't have to share. Thanks.

Thea dresses really well. I don't know how, but she does. Like I said, she's really creative, but not in a forced, unnatural way. She has always been an artist... even before it was "cool" to be artsy-fartsy.

I met Thea in girl scouts. We didn't talk a whole lot, and our troop was dysfunctional in more ways than one, but that's how we met. We were both a lot alike, but we didn't really know it, because we were both too busy trying to fit in and be cool. I was pretty good friends with this girl Jill during girl scouts, and we would make up games where we were all devils, and evil and all that. Thea, always being creative, always had good ideas on how to make ourselves more and more evil, which led to more group dysfunction. We didn't really sell many cookies, and didn't do many crafts, but we did make some mean devils. We also played a game called "Soap Opera", where there would be all of this scandal and all that good stuff. Again, Thea gave lots of great ideas on how we could be even MORE fucked up in what we were doing. It was pretty sweet.

Then we played soccer and basketball together throughout middle school. She got to be pretty good at soccer, unlike myself. As I said, she is talented in many areas, including sports and music, as well as her well-known artistic abilities. We didn't really start hanging out until 8th grade, er... the summer after. Her dad told mine that he hoped she and I would be friends in high school, because we were pretty much the best EVER. And we were friends all throughout high school. Sure, things changed a lot between then and now, but we are still the best of. She has grown stronger (much, much so) and I have seemed to grow weaker. Perhaps we even out when we're together, or something.

Thea is really clever. She writes well, in both a comedic and meaningful sense. She thinks of really clever jokes and whatnot, which really draws people to her.

But the thing about Thea, is that she would never ask for anything in return. All she does is give and give and give and give (trust me). I mean... she made me this stupid community, and does all this other wonderful stuff for me and her other friends. But how can I ever REALLY repay her for all of the good she has done? She is possibly the best human being I've ever known.

As I said, she is clumsy, anxious, somewhat insecure, and disorganized. But somehow she is perfect. Somehow.

Okay, now you can talk about Thea in here. I know that she deserves more than I can give her... this crummy little community. I owe her more than I could ever give, but maybe this will put a small dent in that debt. But it's not a bad debt, it's just... well, something I'm not rather good at explaining. If I was Thea, I could explain it so it would make sense, and sound all meaningful at the same time. But I'm not Thea -- I am her best friend, and an undeserving one at that, but I admire her immensely.

So..... start talking! Tell me how you met Thea, or your thoughts about her, etc. I think she'll like it. *crosses fingers*

But remember... don't think that by posting stuff in here she is going to like you more than me. *snarls*


(1Duckie | Love Eileen)

09:35pm 08/11/2005
  I before E except after C when the sound is E. Most of the time.

Like this word game, where you take a formation of words/letters and figure out what idiomatic phrase it's getting at. For example: IECEXCEPT, which is I before E, except after C.



Being "three blind mice". What? Because they have no I's! Ahahaha, hahaha, oh man, that's good stuff.

Here's another one:


This one, of course, being "Eileen in Paris".

A final one:


I'm pretty sure this one means, "Really, with Eileen, there's often a greatness and some cherry vanilla ice cream involved". There could be an alternate solution as well, though.

(2Duckies | Love Eileen)

08:50pm 08/11/2005
mood: malnourished (damn slimfast)
Yeah, so just to settle this....

The second word in my nickname is actually spelled w-i-e-n-e-r. I always thought it was weird that the i came before the e... but it does! SO I BETTER NOT SEE ANYMORE MISTAKES, YA HEAR?


Hm... no one even looks at this anyway. Including me. Though I did notice something.

Since when is Maxwell one of the "maintainers" of this? Weird.
01:18am 12/05/2005
mood: thirsty
Try to9 igno9re the nine's.9 So9rry I spil9t so9mething o9n my keybo9ard, and it's to9o9 l9ate to9 go9 get ano9ther.9

I saw Eil9een to9day and everytime I've go9ne to9 see her her dad's been there, so9 I do9n't kno9w ho9w much 'better' she is actual9l9y do9ing.9 But she seemed happier to9day because the Weezer was o9n fro9nt o9f Ro9l9l9ing Sto9ne and her parents go9t her a co9py.9

She hasn't been mo9ved to9 her new residential9 pl9ace yet.9 And that treatment is suppo9st to9 be fo9r three mo9nths.9

If yo9u want I can del9iever gifts and cards o9r whatno9t.9 [[that incl9udes yo9u if yo9u want to9 co9me]]

if i make the security o9n this 'friends' do9es that mean peo9pl9e in this co9mm, who9 aren't o9n my friends li9st can stil9l9 read it?

O(nce again, so9rry abo9ut the nines.9 But there was no9 way I was go9ing to9 del9ete them all9.9

(4Duckies | Love Eileen)

08:59pm 10/05/2005
  last night I had a dream that Eileen came home.
I woke up sad and disappointed.

(1Duckie | Love Eileen)

09:19pm 08/05/2005
  the last I heard (about a week ago? maybe two..) Eileen was doing 'better.' meaning she was being transfered to residential treatment again.

I miss Eileen.

(4Duckies | Love Eileen)

08:14pm 04/05/2005

(Love Eileen)

09:45pm 24/04/2005
  Any updates on the Eileener Wiener? I haven't heard much information, anybody know how she's doing, the timetable for her return, what's next, etc? My friends page is much less interesting without her nightly update! Did you know that Antarctica and Eileen have the same number of vowels? That just settles it, she's the coolest person ever.  

(Love Eileen)

07:59pm 11/04/2005
  You know what?

I <3 Leeiner Weiner.

(1Duckie | Love Eileen)

03:06am 12/02/2005
  guess what..my name's eileen...!

(2Duckies | Love Eileen)

07:35am 27/01/2005
mood: happy

(2Duckies | Love Eileen)

06:41pm 19/01/2005
  eileen's birthday is in...a week? or a week and a day.
I vote we throw a party. Perhaps this is just because I am a loser with nowhere to go and nothing to do, and you're all thinking 'a party? how fourth grade', but still.

yes eileen. a party for you.

(8Duckies | Love Eileen)

10:08pm 07/11/2004
  Note: I have heard from a very reliable source that Eileen is doing fine.


(3Duckies | Love Eileen)

09:08pm 02/11/2004
mood: sad
I miss Eileen.

(3Duckies | Love Eileen)

11:52am 26/09/2004
  I haven't seen Eileen in quite some time now, and this makes me sad.

(1Duckie | Love Eileen)

because you disabled comments, I post again 
10:19pm 12/09/2004
  Eileen is not a wworthless blob- I hold my position that she is cool. As well as caring and friendly and intelligent. That is all I have to say.  

(4Duckies | Love Eileen)

10:04pm 12/09/2004
mood: worthless
Eileen is a worthless blob. That is all I have to say.
07:48pm 12/09/2004
  Eileen is cool. That is all I have to say.  

(Love Eileen)

12:51pm 03/09/2004
  Eileeny is in Floridaaaaa
Hope she's having fun!

Reason number 45 that Eileen is cool: She bought me food, and that always makes Thea happy. ALWAYS.

(Love Eileen)

It's gonna FALL into place happily for Eileen because that ending is just AUTUMNatic 
03:36pm 29/08/2004
  For the other lucky people who go to the same school as Eileen, oh man! Forget about all the homework, the classes, the tests, and the stress - be happy that the countdown is getting smaller and smaller! Only 10 days left of boring ol' summer, and then 9 months of being able to hang out with "She-Who-Rocks-A-Lot" herself (that would be Eileen Michelle Groopman) 5 days a week.  

(1Duckie | Love Eileen)